Funny story with customer today!!

autoaddictions

Active member
Ok, so as some of you already know I own a custom auto and performance shop in NJ. Today the weather was perfect so i decided to drive the Typhoon to work and give her a bath and what not. I had a slow day but i did have to install a short throw sifter and radar detector in one of my customers 2009 Dodge Viper. We will call him Rick for this story. Rick is a real nice guy in his 40s that has some money but isn't what id call a car guy. He wanted a fast car so he bought a Viper ! He also has a 07 Corvette Z06!! I guess somebody told him to buy them because he really doesn't know much about either of them.
So Rick comes into the shop to pick up his Viper and notices my beloved Typhoon sitting in the shop. Clean and shiny. Rick says hey Frank who's truck is that and what is it. I tell him that its mine, Its called a Typhoon, and bla bla bla. I tell him that is wicked fast and it brings most muscle cars to there Knees!! He laughs!! and asks me what the 0-60 time is on it. I tell him like 2 Seconds! Now Rick is standing there looking at me in outer disbelief.
Ricks response was Get TF out of here. He asks if it has a V8 and i tell him no its a 6 banger. Now this guy is calling me a liar and asks for a ride. Now it just so happens the tank is still loaded with race gas and the boost is locked down a 30 psi from my Nationals trip. I tell Rick to jump in !! I start it up and Rick says it sounds like theirs a hole in the muffler!! I pulled it out onto the highway, stopped in the middle of the road Boost launched the shit out of it and Rick starts Screaming like a little girl and grabbing for safety. I've never seen a grown man so scared in my life. It was awesome. I took the truck up to 120mph or so and let off. Rick was white as a ghost. He didn't say a word the hole ride back to the shop and it took 2 or 3 mins for the color to return to his face. He said that hes never felt anything accelerate like that before and was in complete shock in all. Man this thing hauls ass my Viper dont have shit for this thing. Unreal!!

You had to be there i guess..

It brings me back to the whole reason we all own these trucks they truly are awesome.
 

NJ93TY

Donating Member
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

HAHA That's a great story, was he all dissapointed that he had to drive his slow viper home?
 

WyoSyclone

Active member
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

That's an awesome story! Oh, the un-suspecting know so little about our 'little trucks' :D
 

Don W.

Stab it and steer it
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

Cool, seems we, or at least I, rarely get to do that. Sounds like great fun.
 

SY2455

70's Veteran
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

That was great. You know the whole reason he has a Viper and a ZO6 is for the "I have the baddest ride in town" crowd. Then you take him out for a ride :tup::rotf:. Did he tried and buy it afterwards?
 

SYO237

SyTy Registry
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

Tell him to read up on here before he goes out and buys one :tup:
 

blk00z28

Forced to by choice
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

Bet you $5 he beat the shit out of his car on his ride home to try and relive the feeling. ;)
 

BoostedSUV

Active member
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

priceless! Nothing like boost launching our trucks with an unsuspecting victim in the passenger seat! lol last time I did that my Girlfriends full cup of McDonalds soda ended up over the back seat! Of course her response was "that's what you get for being an a-hole!" :rotf: totally worth it!
 

UK-Ty

Ty Crazy
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

:rotf: Great story. I would have loved to see his face when you launched.
 

Quickstop [UK]

Combating adversyty.
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

Probably like my face in Jeff's Typhoon.

I went for a ride in a stock Ty over the weekend (Martin Ockendon's in Essex) and hadn't been in a fast trcuk since Nats and even stock they are fantastic and he wasn't even boost launching it!

Nice kill :tup:

Be interesting to be a fly on the wall at his house that night...
 

hatrik8

Donating Member
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

:tup: That's how everyone should learn, first hand experience.
 

vinnieTy

TY # 1889
Re: Funny story with customer today!!

Ask him if he wants to buy my truck for 20 grand. Hey you never know. HAHAHA just kidding

Okay maybe 25 grand. HAHAH :rotf:
 
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