More Rat Bastage adventures.

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
SO as many of you have read I stole Jeff Scotts daily driver Syclone this weekend, and have taken it hostage for a few days. Well, I've got some more stories to share with everyone.

Last night about 11pm or so, the GF decides she wants to go out for Ice Cream. No problem, it's a nice night and all, sounds like a great idea. SO we head out the door, and I convince her to ride in the Syclone (despite what it looks like), and we'll go get some ice cream. We hop in, and take off. Keep in mind she has a year old Shitzhu puppy that goes everywhere with her, so the dog is riding along as well. Following the advice of Jeff, I drive like a grandpa to get the ice cream, and we hang out there for a few. Time to head home, and we hop in the truck and head that way. I have to pull into traffic, so I get on it a little bit, maybe a pound or two of boost , but nothing strong. She says " wow it does feel pretty fast", I reply with a "yea it does OK"......So we cruise along for a few miles, and we manage to catch a red light. First in line even. I do a nice 2-3lb boost launch for her. As we leave the line, the dog YELPS. Not jsut a little wimper, but a full on, sounds like it's been kicked yelp. Scares the hell out of both of us. I let off about 75 as I don't want to scare her any more than I already have. She's silent. I mean not even looking at me silent. I'm thinking, great, I've blown it now.....We get parked, out of the truck, and walk inside, and still no words from her. Not sure whats going on I walk in anyway, and as she sets the dog down (which promptly runs and hides from me for some reason), she turns to me and says "That was pretty cool, you should buy one of these trucks for yourself, you don't need that $30k sports car you were looking at the other day"............I think this one might be a keeper.

So I come into work this morning, and tell Jeff about it, and how I feel bad that I keep posting about beating on his truck, and promise that I don't drive it that way all the time, and that he;s only getting the highlights.....He says to me "Don't worry, you can't break it"...I feel a bit reassured, and thank him again for the extended test drive.

Fast forward to lunch. I'm headed home to get my new coils for the Xtreme so hopefully I can start driving it again some. They were fedex'd in and were supposedly sitting on my porch. I'm driving along, do my usual 20 second scan of the gauges, and HOLY CRAP!!! the temps are at like 210!!!.....I immediately slow down (from 65 to 55 or so), and continue to watch. They're getting higher and higher....DAMMIT....Luckily the house is just over the next hill, so I top the hill, and turn the engine off, and coast into the driveway. All teh way to the garage even. Get out pop the hood just in time to have HOT, and I mean hot, coolant spray from the turbo feed line. Luckily it missed most of my body, as well as my cousin that came out to see what was going on. However it did cover a good portion of everything else.....Dammit, and Jeff said I couldn't break it :(

So now I've driven back to work in my Cousins carb'd 454 '78 C1500 pickup. Oh yea, it's got ~12" of lift, and 36's on it as well.....Talk about culture shock from changing from a Syclone to that!!!

In conclusion I think once I get the rat back to Jeff tonight, I'm going to stay the hell away from these trucks. Seems whenever I'm near one they break, I must be bad karma or something :(
 

JSM

Active member
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

No fear, I was just going to tell you I have to repo it, for spare parts for Daron's sy as it blew an alternator at lunch.

I think we need to name our TEAM the break things at lunch Team. We are pro's.
 

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

JS Manufacturing said:
No fear, I was just going to tell you I have to repo it, for spare parts for Daron's sy as it blew an alternator at lunch.

I think we need to name our TEAM the break things at lunch Team. We are pro's.

ROFL

I think Jeremy is on right track with T-Shirt idea.....A nice cracked anvil with JSM over it :D :D
 

Black Knight

I Glow Therefore I am
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2kwik4u said:
my Cousins carb'd 454 '78 C1500 pickup. Oh yea, it's got ~12" of lift, and 36's on it as well.....

I hope that thing is 2wd because that truck with 12" of lift on only 36's is going to look down right goofy :rotf:
 

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

Black Knight said:
I hope that thing is 2wd because that truck with 12" of lift on only 36's is going to look down right goofy :rotf:

Naw the tires are kinda small for the lift....Theres like 24" of fender clearance or some such madness....I'll try to snap a pic later.
 

JSM

Active member
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

2kwik4u said:
ROFL

I think Jeremy is on right track with T-Shirt idea.....A nice cracked anvil with JSM over it :D :D

If someone on the board is a good artist, I will get some made. Whoever comes up with design gets free t shirt. Autographed by the JSM monkeys even if you want.

Shit nevermind, jeremy broke the marker.
 

SyTyJedi

Jedi Council
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Dude she was in the mood from the boost launch. I hope you took her in the bedroom and smashed it FTW.
 

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
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SyTyJedi said:
Dude she was in the mood from the boost launch. I hope you took her in the bedroom and smashed it FTW.

I'm sorry I can't comment on the outcome of the evening.......Well at least not as far as to say anything more than I didn't get a ton of sleep last night.
 

sytyguy

Moderated User
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2kwik4u said:
I'm sorry I can't comment on the outcome of the evening.......Well at least not as far as to say anything more than I didn't get a ton of sleep last night.

You spent the night in the bathroom playing with yourself too? :D

Hood
 

JSM

Active member
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sytyguy said:
You spent the night in the bathroom playing with yourself too? :D

Hood

7 hours of hide and go seek.
30 seconds of choke the earth worm
 

Six-is-Enough

Use to do a little Boost
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

2kwik4u said:
I'm sorry I can't comment on the outcome of the evening.......Well at least not as far as to say anything more than I didn't get a ton of sleep last night.[/QUOTE

:eek:That poor dog!!! Dobrick strikes again.
 

JSM

Active member
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

2kwik4u said:
I'm sorry I can't comment on the outcome of the evening.......Well at least not as far as to say anything more than I didn't get a ton of sleep last night.
2kwik4u said:
the dog YELPS. Not just a little wimper, but a full on, sounds like it's been kicked yelp. Scares the hell out of both of us.

:tup: :tup:
 

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

Breakage is worse than I thought......Fitting on the front of the manifold is rotted away to nothing :(

Gotta wait for Jeff to get home to get ahold of him to tell him to come get me at my house (~30 miles away), and to bring a spare fitting with him, or at least one of my trucks :(
 

JSM

Active member
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Rat is all fixed as of last night, even left it with Mike to beat on some more.

Daron's sy got new alternator. 2 of 3 back up and running.
 

2kwik4u

Resident slow guy
Re: More Rat Bastage adventures.

JS Manufacturing said:
Rat is all fixed as of last night, even left it with Mike to beat on some more.

Daron's sy got new alternator. 2 of 3 back up and running.

Actually, if you count me fixing the Xtreme last night we have 4 out of 6 between us running (your Ty, and Hardmans Ty being the only broke ones left).

If you add in Jeremys truck, and John B's truck then as a group we're up to like 6 of 8, we're doing pretty dayum good.

**HUGE KNOCK ON WOOD**
 

BigBadSmoosh

Picking fights on I-65 since 2013
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so best possible case, you guys will have 7 of 8 running..

we all know jeff's ty isn't going anywhere under its own power anytime soon :)
 

Six-is-Enough

Use to do a little Boost
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smaug said:
so best possible case, you guys will have 7 of 8 running..

we all know jeff's ty isn't going anywhere under its own power anytime soon :)


:eek:wned: Jeff = Renz:rotf: :rotf:
 
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