back in the saddle!

Mephisto

These trucks are cursed
took the Sy out today just cause i miss driving it... and i need to pick up a couple dvds from my friends house. so im cruising around taking the long way to get on the freeway when an Acura RSX Type-S pulls along side of me and is just driving side by side... so i speed up a little bit cause i hate when people do that... and the acura speeds up. ok... wtf? so i speed up more... and the acura speeds up... ok you want some don't ya? so i give it more gas maybe 3/4 throttle and jump up to about 10 psi. this clown hammers the gas and starts tearing through gears attempting a fly by. but once they start gettin close i bury the pedal and show em tail lights. i took it up to about 90 and let off. i had about a 3 car lengths or so.

about a half mile down the road i pull up to a red light and the acura pulls up and rolls down the window. hahaha and its a chick! pretty good looking too! so i roll my window down, smile at her and blow her a kiss (just to be a smart ass). she laughs and asks how much boost im running? (what?!!?!) so i ask how do you know i have a turbo? she says, are you kidding me? your wastegate is sooo loud! i think i fell in love for a split second there hahaha (how many girls really know what a wastegate sounds like??) and i said im just running the stock 15 pounds. then the light turned green and we started going and she yells "that is one bad ass truck!, and gives me a thumbs up. then i got on the freeway and she kept goin straight. now if i didnt have a gf i probably woulda followed her like a stalker and asked for her number.

on the way back from my friends house i got a second kill haha well sorta... taking the long way back home again, i come up behind a focus ZX3 with a big ass wing on the roof and the license plate says "evil zx3". so im following behind and after awhile i change lanes and pull up next to them. i look over and its a piggy goth chick :barf: (no blowing kisses to this one) when the light turns green i take off kinda quick, and she takes off quick and gets side by side with me and i stab at the gas and then let off. she looks over and then floors it. which is rather comical cause all this loud racket from those annoying ass mufflers and shes barely going anywhere. so i take the bait and do a quick fly by and let off so she can catch up. once she gets side by side she looks over again, this time with a dirty look, and she speeds off again... this time i fly by then move into her lane, so that she is behind me at the light. but right before we get to the light she moves into the other lane and pulls up next to me on the other side, and just staring at the truck. then the best thing ever happens... she revs on me! hahahaa she takes off from the light squeeling the tires, i let her get through the intersection and then i punch it, and fly by going about 70 and then let off... she catches up just to give me the finger and then turns. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

my truck hasnt been running the best lately, but now that my IATs down and my wastegate/vacuum leaks fixed. its been running a lot better. Now i know those arent really kills but it still made my day. those are probably my first kills in this truck in over a year! now i just need to get my alky installed and dialed in, so i can go get some kills actually worth bragging about!
 

JustBeachin

Plays well with others
Re: back in the saddle!

Good kill Neal, especially the fat goth slob......nice writing...going after the "horsepower challenged".
 

chelo

filthy sy
Re: back in the saddle!

I would think the goth chick would be your type. I mean look at the triple six stuff (screen name). I've seen girls do that before. All they do is stick the finger out.
 

Mephisto

These trucks are cursed
Re: back in the saddle!

chelo said:
I would think the goth chick would be your type. I mean look at the triple six stuff (screen name).

nah im not into the whole goth thing... i just dig "the devil's music" :rock:

...and hot goth is definitely an oxymoron... there might be a few exceptions out there, but most tend to be depressed tubby ugly chicks. that figure why not make my appearance even worse and look like a total freak, in some sick attempt to get back at my abusive father??? I dunno, I'll never understand that whole lifestyle.

As for my standards... i won't date a girl that weighs more than i do, and im about 135. Even then 135 is too big for my liking. Besides, I'm happy with my 5'2" 98lb girlfriend that hates rap :lol: ...now if i could just get her more interested in SyTy's i'd be set!
 

AUSyTyIN

Unbusted $#it box
Re: back in the saddle!

Should've got the first girls number, that is how Tytilidie got his TSI chick. Good "kills", keep spreading the syty knowledge :tup:
 
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