Ferrari from highway roll

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Last Monday, I picked up Mark (Quickstop) from the airport. We were driving down the highway when all of a sudden this red Ferrari Enzo comes up beside me. We were going 55mph. He honked three times and we started racing. I put 12 car lengths on him by the time I hit 140mph. I decided to let off because he was an embarrassment to sports car owners.

When he came back up along side me, he rolled down his window. For some reason he was wearing condoms for earrings and a rubber glove on his head with some Jackie-O sunglasses. I asked him if he wanted to race from a stop but he said he didn't have time to stop, something about a gay orgy at a guy named Renz's house in PA? So he gave us a peace sign and drove off.

You can all ask Mark about it if you don't believe me. I paid him well in breakfast so the story should be pretty accurate. :tup:
 

ziembic

Donating Member
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

Well I beat an F1 car from a roll to 180, I had to let off because the roof started to peel off of my truck.
 

Suny

Member
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

this isnt forums.joerogan.net

your title should also read ferrari highway troll
 

bonesdmz

In Mother Russia Typhoon drives You!
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

LMAO. I was getting it serious right until earring condoms :tup::rotf:
 

TNPhoon

1of28
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

Was it this guy?
Ferrari_Gay_belt_unbuckled.jpg
 

IpHoOnDyou

New member
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

Was it this guy?
Ferrari_Gay_belt_unbuckled.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:rotf::rotf::rotf: That made my bad day so much better, did any one see his boots???:rotf:

Just for shits and giggles we should make a thread with us all pose'n funny by our sy's and ty's

I think it can get funny:lol:
 

Quickstop [UK]

Combating adversyty.
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:rotf::rotf::rotf: That made my bad day so much better, did any one see his boots???:rotf:

Just for shits and giggles we should make a thread with us all pose'n funny by our sy's and ty's

I think it can get funny:lol:

I'm down with that.
 

Quickstop [UK]

Combating adversyty.
Re: Ferrari from highway roll

Last Monday, I picked up Mark (Quickstop) from the airport. We were driving down the highway when all of a sudden this red Ferrari Enzo comes up beside me. We were going 55mph. He honked three times and we started racing. I put 12 car lengths on him by the time I hit 140mph. I decided to let off because he was an embarrassment to sports car owners.

When he came back up along side me, he rolled down his window. For some reason he was wearing condoms for earrings and a rubber glove on his head with some Jackie-O sunglasses. I asked him if he wanted to race from a stop but he said he didn't have time to stop, something about a gay orgy at a guy named Renz's house in PA? So he gave us a peace sign and drove off.

You can all ask Mark about it if you don't believe me. I paid him well in breakfast so the story should be pretty accurate. :tup:

How did I miss this? :rotf:
 
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