funny opinion of syclone

[Mephisto]

i was bored as hell and did a search on syclone... and came across this. I havent laughed this hard in a while.

http://kiwicarlovers.blogspot.com/2005/06/gmc-syclone-1991.html

Aaron Bhatnagar said... Bah. If the question is "What kind of car would a drunken redneck with unlimited money and no class or style design?" then the answer must be the GMC Syclone. The Syclone essentially proves the bias I have against American cars, which is that American's don't believe in finesee or engineering excellence in their cars - just whack in a bigger engine and it will go faster.

Proof can be found in the ungainly lines, the mock wooden-tailgate and its inability to be practical - the main reason why one would want a pickup truck.

A low production run vehicle (and deservedly so) the GMC Syclone would look good driven by anyone who resembles Billy Ray Cyrus.

i dunno wtf he's talking about with "mock wooden tailgate"... and to think all this time i thought you had to have a hemi to be white trash :roll:

 

[crawlinGT]

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wow some people just dont get it. also a lot of there facts arent true at all. psshhhhh definatly a higher top speed

 

[live1053rulz]

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haha, thanks. that was a good laugh.

 

[James Thomas]

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i was bored as hell and did a search on syclone... and came across this. I havent laughed this hard in a while.

http://kiwicarlovers.blogspot.com/2005/06/gmc-syclone-1991.html






i dunno wtf he's talking about with "mock wooden tailgate"... and to think all this time i thought you had to have a hemi to be white trash :roll:

Check my reply to the fourm. And I thought I was the only one who got bored?

James R. THomas said...
Hmm.... Sounds like someone is a little peeved that anyone (American or not!) not only designed but actually built and offered for sale a "truck" that beat the snot out of any other American or European "Super Car" at one third the price or better!

Please allow me to address several of the above comments:

"Canterbury farmers car...."
All farmers should be so lucky!

"The truck is Americanis Vulgaris"
And a V-12 Jag or twin turbo Aston V-8 is not U.K. "Vulgaris"?

"A gun rack was an option for an extra fee...HA"
&
"This just needs a confederate flag on the roof to complete the look. Or perhaps a few "Michael is innocent" or "NAMBLA" stickers..."
Now that's a redneck comment if I ever heard one and most likley from a person who doesn't really understand what a "Red Neck" is.

Oh and by the way, last time I was "down over" and I visit you often, I saw more guns & gun racks, S.U.V.'s, 4x4's & Monster Trucks than I have ever seen in the U.S. You must not get out of your house very often, or was that a just a poke because you know better?

Call it what you like but just bring your Audi, Ferrari, Porsche
or whatever to the track and you can leave your wallet and vehicle title at home because I can't stand to steal from the ignorant.

Not a Red Neck, Liberal Asshole or anyone special but a proud SyTy owner and driver. Oh, also a former Corvette, Porsche 928, Jag J-Type and Aston Martin owner.
And.... I don't live in the U.S.

Cheers!
James R. Thomas III

1/04/2006 11:46:33 PM

 

[blk00z28]

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I'm not going to even waste my time replying to that, lol. They can think what they want. We know what we have and thats all that matters.

 

[Mephisto]

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i dunno about you guys but starting today im growing a mullet

 

[blk00z28]

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And entering into some tractor pulls.

 

[James Thomas]

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Oh, I know I gave em' more time than I should have (any at all was too much I guess!) but
I love to drop down the "Snooty Crowd" a notch. Damn, I forgot to tell them that my Jag had SBC and GM wiring cause the V-12 was broke all the time, the Lucas wiring was a rolling fire hazard and the Rebel flag paint job :tup: . The gun rack had to go though, my AK wouldn't fit in that little English back window :rotf: !
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James R. Thomas

 

[TYGUY]

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i dunno about you guys but starting today im growing a mullet

i almost died choking on my coffee when i read this :tup:

thanx

 

[qbnkiller]

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you go Joe Dirt!!

LONG LIVE THE MULLET!!!

 

[GMCSyclone1]

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homs wherya makit

you like to see homos naked

na na na homs wherya makit everybody know dat boy

ok you like to see homos naked i don't know how that helps me

 

[gjp]

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WOW I must be white inside. I Am hispanic/Italian mix and I have owned a Hemi truck and now a Syclone. Help me!! Oh and I had a mullet in the late 80's. Shoot me now. Wait I dont own a gun. So that means I an not a red neck? Thank god. Ok I feel better now. Whatever.... I like them.

 

[Syclones rock]

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haha I lived through the age of the mullet. and I had one for 5yrs so I just have to say long live the mullet also :werd:

 

[GM TURBO]

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Sounds like he's talking about Dodge's Lil Red Express.

The turbo 4.3 isn't any bigger than a n/a 4.3. Sure - it makes 2 times as much power...

Eh - 17 second quarter mile times aren't so bad.

 

[TYTILIDIE]

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James you rock for stickin up for us. This is what its all about IMO.

 

[gkrcr882]

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:stupid: Although, having been made in Shreveport, we could get away with the stars 'n bars displayed somewhere on our trucks

 

[Syclones rock]

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I stuck up 4 us im the anaonomis one

 

[James Thomas]

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James you rock for stickin up for us. This is what its all about IMO.

Thanks! I just hate to be stubbed by any one that is so far off base, and damn sure by those tea sippin', snobby er....well you know what I mean :tup: !
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James Thomas

 

[Mephisto]

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that jackass probably would've gone off about the typhoon too but since porsche put a turbo SUV out...

haha and then he tries to say the audi wagon is better. sheer ignorance right there.

 

[James Thomas]

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that jackass probably would've gone off about the typhoon too but since porsche put a turbo SUV out...

haha and then he tries to say the audi wagon is better. sheer ignorance right there.

YUP YUP :rotf: !
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James Thomas