How to grenade a motor....by Mike Renz PICS

MikeRenz

not stock
ok...so i filtered the oil for you guys to see.

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anyone want some custom shards of metal? Authentic SyTy shards. They'll be going on ebay if no one here wants them. :(
 

ed hess

race or get outta the way
if morgan gets to build the motor then...

I should be a real shoe-in to build the 700r4.

But if i get awarded the contract i am going to sub it out to these 3 guys I know. roflmao :D

ed
 

MikeRenz

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NJTy180 said:
what kinda timeframe are you looking at?

what exactly went bad in your motor and what did it take out???
I'm not sure what exactly is gone and needs to be replaced.

Timeline.....the damn thing has been off the road since Jan 2002...so I'd like to have it done by 3 months ago.

I need to figure out what parts i need to buy/replace, and what kinda $ i can afford to waste on it. I don't even feel like pulling the motor.
 

ed hess

race or get outta the way
and as we jump ahead a month or 2 from now.....

Morgan calls up renz.....

Hey mike this is morgan!

I got your new motor in your truck and its all done.

and mike says:

great morgan! so how much do i owe you for all this.

and morgan tells him:

"hold on a minute i got one other thing to tell you 1st"

mike:

Sure morgan whats up?

morgan:

well Mike not only did i get your new motor up and running but we thought you truck would look good in WHITE! so we changed the color for you amd we cleaned every stinkin thing on the truck for ya.

Being the nice kinda guy i am from nj and all we didnt want to take advantage of you just becuase we all know your from pa (implying very mentally disadvantaged) so theres no charge for the color change, and your new motor final bill looks like about 15k.

mike:

****dead fuckin silence****


....to be continued..........





ed

roflmao
 

Captain Morgan

Moderated User
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

im not a big fan of changing the color schemes of trucks. Original is gooder :)

Ill just screw around with the motor, dont need the whole truck in my yard, and I really gotta get this project outta here first.
 

bigtime

Sy-Ty Builder
ed hess said:
Being the nice kinda guy i am from nj and all we didnt want to take advantage of you just becuase we all know your from pa (implying very mentally disadvantaged)

Hey, I got feelings to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
plus I know how to spell 'because'
 

Jimmy

Banned
You never shoulda put that gay badge on the truck,Renz.
That's why the motor blew up,it was the truck's way of telling you :fist:
 

ed hess

race or get outta the way
bob, les, adam,5-0,vince, and whoever else i forgot....

oops sorry, i meant to type into that 'state college and vicinity, in pa"

i dont think morgan got it.....(swapped trucks)

ed
 
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