It is time for Sy/Ty Haiku

[Tooky]

little black pickup
requires lots of maintenance
but it's worth it

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full time all wheel drive
mustang challenges in rain
guess who doesn't lose?

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truck running slowly
datamaster shows many knocks
time for cap and rotor

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a fog light burnt out
GM wants lots of cash
so what else is new

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trying a new chip
heard a loud bang from engine
damn that kenne bell

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jimmy owner asks
what about a syclone swap
prepare to spend cash

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Add your own! I think they have to be 5-7-5 (syllables, in 3 lines) but I have also seen 3-5-3. I'm new to this so show me how it's done.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: TookyCat on 2002-02-03 14:11 ]</font>

 

[Captain Morgan]

stupid kids say
hey check out that bodykit
people are morons

that sound about right?

 

[typhoon1588]

ltruck running slowly
datamaster shows many knocks
time for cap and rotor

LMFAO :grin:

 

[bdubb]

tookycat is a fag
his syclone is slow and gay
tookycat is all talk

 

[Grizzle]

Now why you gotta do that Bdubb?

 

[sycloned]

I'd Like to have one
But they're few and far between
Time for a Trans Am

 

[typhoon1588]

want to impress girls
can't afford all the mods
here goes photoshop

 

[BlazerGT]

Good book value
But can't get financing
Darn
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"What's a Typhoon?"
Not a Bravada
Nor a Jimmy
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"You don't need all that power."
Oh, but I do:
I'm 45

 

[JoeLutz]

Bdubb thinks hes a gangsta
but his girl said hes just a pranksata
Whatcha gonna do about that?

 

[Plan9]

Stomp on gas peddle
Girlfriend grabs onto handle
yells, "Charlie, Slow down!"

(ON THE CONTRARY)

Stop to look at stars
Things get raunchy in backseat
Now says don't slow down

:wink:

 

[kbbeckius]

it isn't hakiu but here goes

Mustang Boy laughs
Little does he know
My 4.3 will spank his 5.0

Thx Brad

 

[Jimmy]

Re: It is time for Sy/Ty Haiku

Nobody from this thread
Still posts to the forum anymore
Except for that one queer

 

[Syclone Rob]

Re: It is time for Sy/Ty Haiku

hahaahaha Jimmy.. You kill me. hahahahahaha

 

[Logan]

Re: It is time for Sy/Ty Haiku

Nobody from this thread
Still posts to the forum anymore
Except for that one queer

Come to SyTy Net
Read lots of cool stuff and things
Jimmy great poet

Buy Ty from A**hole
Says it runs good and is fast
New engine needed

No wrench or tool fits
I can see the bolt right there
F**k dumba** GM

Blue book value high
This site kills any sale hopes
All trucks P O S

Haiku is like class
For kids who come from down south
Learn to speak English

I'm done.

 

[Sy1566]

Re: It is time for Sy/Ty Haiku

This forum entertaining
I learn about my truck...
And wish it ran more better

Time to fix transmission
Need a new converter
Money for repairs

My girl disappointed
Center console in her way
Wish it had more space