NWS: "Moob Warning" Jeff Scott needs training wheels

[sytyguy]

Apparently, the sheer manliness of a Corvette (a base model no less) is too much for the dish-washing, crocheting, well-lotioned hands of Jeff Scott. As he was driving along in his Corvette this morning, a tree jumped out in from of him while he was doing 55 (were you ever hitting the speed limit, Jeff?) and he slammed into it. From what I hear a teenage girl had to unbuckle him he was so limp-wristed.

In all seriousness, y'all keep Jeff in your minds/prayers as he recovers. Accidents are serious and though we're busting Jeff's balls, we're happy he's doing "okay".

Now, let the photoshop contest begin.....

 

[JSM]

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Yea yea, paybacks are a Bitch today was just my say.

Plus I needed a motor for the typhoon.

 

[TNPhoon]

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Pos gm abs!!!!!!!!

 

[NOJIMMY]

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Okay...I hear driving naked on cold nights causes objects to look differently in the windshield!
So Jeff, hire a taxi the next time you want to go out "swinging" on a country road amongst trees <grin>!
Not that I have any other knowlege (other than it doesn't look like your still wearing any clothes).

Get well
Larry (and Claire) Brown

 

[JSM]

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Just found out I broke part of my lower back.

 

[sytyguy]

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Toxicology report is in. Extremely high levels of estrogen. They put his chart on the wrong door as they were sure it was a pregnant woman. Police report also states that Jeff was attempting to braid his chest hair in between his titties while driving. All he kept saying when they arrived on the scene was, "Where's my rubber band? This braid isn't going to hold itself!"

Tragic really.

 

[sytyguy]

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Just found out I broke part of my lower back.

Now I feel bad for giving you hell.

 

[bezerk]

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Sorry to hear this man! Hope u recover good and fast!!

 

[JKsSyclone]

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Just found out I broke part of my lower back.

That's not good. I'm just glad you're alive! I'll be praying for you.

 

[Baythan]

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Toxicology report is in. Extremely high levels of estrogen. .

lol.

At first I thought this was a Halloween prank, but now not so funny.

Get well soon. (but take your time recovering)

Oh, and AWD....FTW.

 

[atkonkler]

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Hope your not on Obama care! You still be in traction until hell freezes over! Best wishes and good luck! P/T is gonna be a real bitch. Hopefully you have a hot P/T chick cause it makes recovery all that much more tolerable! I'll be pulling for you !

 

[skwayb]

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I hope the broken back isn't too serious. You are definitely in my thoughts and prayers.

I hope the numbers I gave for your Parents to Jeremy were correct and they got ahold of you.

Get well. Let me know if you need anything.

 

[2kwik4u]

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I'm visiting now. He's pretty banged up. Getting stitched up now. Prpbably looking at an overnighter due to the back.

I've talked with his brother, and he has talked with both his his parents, sp his family is up to speed on what's going on.

I'll be sure to pass on the room number once he gets it so the prank calls can commence!

 

[MikeRenz]

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damn..sorry to hear about you jeff. not sorry for the corvette though...those things suck.

 

[fauXGT]

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Not really an easy (or painless) way to get a motor for the Ty.
Heal fast & good luck Jeff.

 

[SYO237]

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They looked at Jeff's phone and the last thing he was texting was:

"Cant talk. Getting road hea....."

 

[dgoodhue]

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Jeff hopefully its not too serious. Best wishes on your recovery. They made well over a million corvette's so you can always get another one.

 

[MICH TY]

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WOW.Sory to hear about this.
Will be keeping you in my prayers.
Hope your recovery is quick and painless as possible!

 

[93 TY 2185]

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Prayers for a speedy recovery!

 

[2kwik4u]

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I left him laughing about an hour ago, so his spirits are high.....or at least he's pretty good at faking it! I'll stop by again on the way home to check in on him. I think Hardman is coming down to help keep an eye on him as well.