Question about SyTy women.

Nova67ss

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Re: Question about SyTy women.

Captain Morgan said:
If you get drunk enough, Renz might start looking like a woman.... :dunno:
:rotf:


If I take of my glases he could fool me anyway, IF not all bearded or at least a big moustash..
 

Nova67ss

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Re: Question about SyTy women.

DanenGraham said:
The stripclub down the street from KCIR "legs" had this one bomb ass girl a friend of mine knew. FnA i got some good dances from her. 19yo fake its and all, FIRE!!!!

but i dont think shes there anymore.....

Strip clubs :O no Im to shye, Im a lithle country boy and wery unexperiensed with women, a young college girl wouls suite me well, a slender not to tall 5´5" and about 110-130 lbs read head blond or dark hair..nice and gentle :D


Hahaha pulling your leggs..
 

QUICK STORM

B.A.M.F. BMW Tech
Re: Question about SyTy women.

when you say syty women this includes:

-taking all your hard earned money and never giving it back
-you only get a ride once or twice a year if that
-because that ride was amazing you end up keeping them even though you get stiffed everytime you take her out
-each time you take her out it costs you more money than expected just to keep her happy
-once ther too fast you end up selling them
-you love to hate them and you hate to love them
-don't feed/treat them properly you end up with a lighter wallet

i'm sure there is more but this is how women and sytys are alike.
 

Nova67ss

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I got to ceep my Nova in my divorse, she is expensive too and a NOGO anyhow :D but soon this will change then I´ll be out and lett her lose again hahaha

I got to ceep the best in life, my son my Nova, and my appartment, the rest is only money and that U can work to get.. 8 years of freedom, to fool me into marriage again... that woman eint born yet.
 

Nova67ss

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swetyphoon said:
If we gonna look for some "women"be sure you get some VIAGRA FIRST ;) Because i´ll don´t need it :rotf:

Svenne I got Loads of Viagra, hohoho :D

Use it?? dont dare, If I dont svalow them fast enough I get a stiff neck muahahahaha

Potkomolkolee...

Terve Robban Sanko tariota kaavia?? perkelee

Nä nu skiter vi i vasken och stressar ner :D bara några dagar kvar nu, sen drabbar vi ställena ung som deras berömda tornados..stormsäsong nu ju.
 

Nova67ss

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Hope the "Hot friend" and girlfriend to Erik will come then, and then I got ta get to know Erik to :D

But a "ol´fart" like me should probably bore the young one...

Thanks fore the tip Sullivan..

Hm Erik with a k thats the normal spelling of "Erik" in sweden...
 

BigBadSmoosh

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Re: Question about SyTy women.

Nova67ss said:
Hope the "Hot friend" and girlfriend to Erik will come then, and then I got ta get to know Erik to :D

But a "ol´fart" like me should probably bore the young one...

Thanks fore the tip Sullivan..

Hm Erik with a k thats the normal spelling of "Erik" in sweden...

Eric > Erik

no vikings over here. :tup:
 

Nova67ss

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smaug said:
no vikings over here. :tup:

Not YET but there will be :D

Also Im from the norther parts of sweden.. thats almost like your hillbilly´s :O

Sorry only got 5 fingers at the end of each arm and 5 toes on each legg and I dont play the banjo :D
 

natsforever

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Anders, you really know your hillbilly's. If they have 5 fingers and toes, they are not true hillbilly's. I didn't know Sweden had a 'dark side', or is that the area where the sun stays down for 2 months? Swedish hillbilly's---Nats could be really fun this year!
 

Nova67ss

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natsforever said:
Anders, you really know your hillbilly's. If they have 5 fingers and toes, they are not true hillbilly's. I didn't know Sweden had a 'dark side', or is that the area where the sun stays down for 2 months? Swedish hillbilly's---Nats could be really fun this year!

Whell had a friend with 6 fingers and toes hrm haha IF he could play the banjo I dont know.. was´nt easy for him finding gloves :D

Yes In my parts (where I growed up and lived for 36 years) in wither the sun disapears for 1 month then in the summertime the sun dont go down for 1 month :D

Further north its about 2 month each.. Midnight sun :D

And down south we even got the "rednecks"

Now Im a "big city slicker" hahahahaha
 

natsforever

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Anders, in another post you talked about a Swedish food called Yuengling. I wonder if you have ever heard of a hillbilly food called 'rocky mountain oysters'. I will give you a hint, it has nothing to do with oysters or the rocky mountains. Unlike Yuengling, there is nothing bad about the smell or taste, only the idea(of what your eating).
 

Nova67ss

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natsforever said:
Anders, in another post you talked about a Swedish food called Yuengling. I wonder if you have ever heard of a hillbilly food called 'rocky mountain oysters'. I will give you a hint, it has nothing to do with oysters or the rocky mountains. Unlike Yuengling, there is nothing bad about the smell or taste, only the idea(of what your eating).

That was another "wrighter" that mensioned the yuengling, have not the slitest idea what yuengling could bee?

About the "Rocky oysters" :D I can guess hahaha. every country and county have their own speciality in "ol´time food"

France have their "escargot" snails and frogg legs..
England got kidney pudding
Scottland got Haggish
Italian have pasta and pizza
Sweden have (amongst other specialitys) crayfish festivals and sourfish :D last one IS a special experience :D you´ll "see"

Other speciality´s in Sweden is " Sauna bath, midsummer festivals, blondes, absolut wodka, pite palt, "swedish massage" :D strong Coffe, High taxes" :C , and more.
 

JSM

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Just bring a blonde that gives a good swedish massage and we can call it good.
 

Nova67ss

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Jeff
:D Im blonde (read salt´n pepper) :D and good at massage :D so I´ve been told .. hahaha

Vivvi Roberts woman is an Blonde and a nice one too if she gives massage ?? I dont dare to ask..

All the women I know of likes to HAVE a massage never givi´n it back..
 

JSM

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You start rubbing on me, and I will be opening that fish early.

Roberts GF have a sister you can bring over?
 

Baythan

SY2TY2SY2TY
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(Jeff, please put "girl licking turbo" in your sig permanently. Funny picture of Ed and all, but c'mon! Is this thread going :rainbow: ?? ) :rotf:
 

Nova67ss

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Jeff I honestly dont know about her having a sister, I wish though :D

But looki´n thru the ATCO pic there was some realy NICE lookin women there to :D
 
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