Racquetball Challenge

MikeRenz

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well the hotel has a racquetball court. Last year some people played but i decided to drink instead. This year I would like to put out a challenge to anyone wanting to play.

Well...play me. Here are my rules

1. First one to 15 wins. No "gotta win by 2".
2. If you beat me...for every point you beat me by i will put $5 into a cashpot that will be donated to an event for someone to win during the weekend.
3. If i beat you, you put $10 into the pot, no matter how much i beat you by.
4. I will lose to any single person up to 3 times, or by 20 total point deficit. After that, you can no longer get me to put money into the pot.
5. I will stop challenges if/once i've personally put $300 into the pot.


I know it may sound cheesy, but i know that most people won't just play unless they have some sort of incentive. Anyone who has played before knows how tiring the game gets after 6 games....that'll be to the group's advantage. I'll have 2 or 3 racquets and balls w/ me at the hotel. So if you play but don't have a racquet, you can borrow one. For those that have never played, and think it'd be funny if you hit me with the ball - i reserve the right to hit a ball back at you, and can pretty much gaurantee it'll be hit harder. :tup:
 

MikeRenz

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Re: Racquetball Challenge

btw...i've only ever played 2 board members at racquetball. I've never seen any other person here even swing a racquet....so i have no clue what i'm getting myself into. :lol:
 

psmvchaser

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MikeRenz said:
btw...i've only ever played 2 board members at racquetball. I've never seen any other person here even swing a racquet....so i have no clue what i'm getting myself into. :lol:

You better hope I get promoted so I can't make it.....Otherwise I will be there to whip some ass!
 

MikeRenz

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psmvchaser said:
You better hope I get promoted so I can't make it.....Otherwise I will be there to whip some ass!
I've always wanted to beat up a cop, and get $ for it. :rotf:
 

Nova67ss

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Ok I dont know what racquettball is so askin, is it like tennis or,squasch or badminton???

Anyhow I´m in :D

And give U a 20 years in handicap to hahaha
 

phoonerorlater

Active member
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Haha good luck. I am 50% of the ppl Renz has played in R-ball, and we all pretty much know how awesome I am.
 

Nova67ss

New member
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MikeRenz said:
its most like squash of what you mentioned. :tup:


Ok we play against a wall then :D and bee on the same side running around and try to hit the ball and get that over the line on the wall??

Then U got problems :D haha

I´m 5`8" and weigh about 220lbs so U got to be running large cirkles around me just to get to the ball, + the risk of me forgetting what Im doing and start to play hockey, oups no takle´s alowed?? :D

Just kidding, but Im still in for the game. would be fun to try..
 

MikeRenz

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phoonerorlater said:
Haha good luck. I am 50% of the ppl Renz has played in R-ball, and we all pretty much know how awesome I am.
well lets just say he could beat all his pansy marine buddies....so he thought he'd beat my ass.

well...i shut him up quick ;)
 

Mad Mike

SYCOSIS
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DAMN!!! Wish I was going now! I try to play a couple times a week. My z serve is devastating! I bet just to see if you could handle my it. Then there's my kill shot. :lol:
 

MikeRenz

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Mad Mike said:
DAMN!!! Wish I was going now! I try to play a couple times a week. My z serve is devastating! I bet just to see if you could handle my it. Then there's my kill shot. :lol:
oooh...a player. We'll have to setup a game sometime. I love watching people fall over trying to swing at a z. Its histerical. I'm left handed too...so i really screw up people if they haven't played a lefty before. :tup: I haven't played much in the past 4 yrs...i'll have to try to get to the court before nats so i don't have to shell out $300 :lol:
 

Nova67ss

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MikeRenz said:
oooh...a player. We'll have to setup a game sometime. I love watching people fall over trying to swing at a z. Its histerical. I'm left handed too...so i really screw up people if they haven't played a lefty before. :tup: I haven't played much in the past 4 yrs...i'll have to try to get to the court before nats so i don't have to shell out $300 :lol:


Whell Im a total newbie so I,ll pobably will lose that $10, but have a "ball" doing it :D
 

Mad Mike

SYCOSIS
Re: Racquetball Challenge

MikeRenz said:
oooh...a player. We'll have to setup a game sometime. I love watching people fall over trying to swing at a z. Its histerical. I'm left handed too...so i really screw up people if they haven't played a lefty before. :tup: I haven't played much in the past 4 yrs...i'll have to try to get to the court before nats so i don't have to shell out $300 :lol:

yeah, playin lefties are a challenge.
 

Windedv6

Ty n 10s
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Racquetball...now there is a blast from the past. I guess I will have to dust off my old Banito racket (1970's technolgy) and do this again. Mike...what will you spot a 52 year old...providing I still remeber how to play.

John
 

qbnkiller

Conflaguration Specialist
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are you actually coming out to Nats? Are you bringing the other truck?
 

JSM

Active member
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I say for every point Renz scores he must also take a drink. That way as the game goes on, you have a better chance.
 

BigBadSmoosh

Picking fights on I-65 since 2013
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JS Manufacturing said:
I say for every point Renz scores he must also take a drink. That way as the game goes on, you have a better chance.

It'll take alotta drinks before it even effects him.
 

JSM

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Then I am sure he will get to play a few games. Everybody else can count how many games until Renz is stone drunk and can't walk. Then we can let him play GT4 as I am bringing a ps2, projector, and some speakers to display on the side of the trailer.
 

MikeRenz

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I plan on doing something similar to racquetball for GT4. I don't know if my wallet can handle $5/second that someone beats me though :lol:
 
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