Run in with Lambo Diablo.

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TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

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A few weeks ago I was at the local hangout. There was a red Lambo Diablo sitting there which is what had prompted me to pull in there in the first place. Now, I know who this guy is, his son drives the Ferrari Testarossa I raped last summer. Both are his cars but he drives the Lambo. So anyway, I asked him if he wanted to run me but he declined as he was hanging out with the top end crowd and thought he was just to good for me. So finally, the other day, me and my wife were on our way home from the Arm pit of America( WalMart), and I run into him at a light. So I say, hey man lets go for it! He says I dont think so man I got nothin to prove to anybody!! this car does 213MPH. So I tell him lets just see what you got, Ill bet you have to work for it. So he gives me the "your a tard" smile and shrugs his shoulders. Light goes green and I launch. Nice little 15lb launch for his old ugly ass. My wife starts saying how wierd I am cause I raced him when I knew he wasnt racing. But I think we all know what thats about. So I catch him at another light and tell him...."Thats pretty sad when you ahve to back down from a 14 year old truck!!!!" He smiles and says" thats a fast truck". I wanted to get out and kick a hole in his face.
 
jbone

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Re: Run in with Lambo Diablo.

:tup:
chelo said:
you sound like a dumbass. Almost sound like a ricer.
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OOOOHHHHH!!!! dems fighting werds! :rotf:

Smoked a testerossa? (sorry bout spelling) How fast are those things anyhow in a 1/4? I almost lined up with one. which would have been awesome b/c it was one stretch of rte.9 where it would have been 1/8th mile racing if not less. :D
 
93TyphoonPacetruck

93TyphoonPacetruck

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Re: Run in with Lambo Diablo.

chelo said:
you sound like a dumbass. Almost sound like a ricer.
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Ummm, it was a F*#king Diablo!!! How could anyone resist the temptation??? I'm with you TYTILDIE, screw the snobby prick, "thats a fast truck" No shit, Diabslo!!
 
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chelo said:
you sound like a dumbass. Almost sound like a ricer.
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:rotf: hopefully he didnt flash his hazards.

He didn't race because he didnt want to ruin his own clouded perception of his elitist prick Lambo.
 
jamnut

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I ran a Diablo about 9 or 10 years ago in a 78 Z28 that I use to race a lot. It was a high 10 sec car. I killed him in the 1/4th, but when my car topped out around 135 he came around me like I was standing still.

I can kind of understand how the guy in the Diablo feels. My Formula was a proven 9 sec car, still street driven. On weekends when I use to hang out on the beach I would have to turn down 10 - 15 races a night. It gets old having kids coming up & talking crap about your 9 sec car, trying to get you to race their 13 sec civic. I'm sure that there has been more than 1 thread started about me on the net about how some kid in a 12 - 15 sec car had me in my mighty Fbody back down because I was scared. I also wonder how many races I've lost that I didn't even know I was envolved in. You know some kid comes up next to me on the interstate, revs a few times, then takes off, I don't follow, so the next thing you know I'm passing by a group of kids on the beach & 1 of them is pointing at me telling his friends how he owned me on the Highway when I didn't even know he existed.
 
Syclones rock

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sweet , not exactly a kill but none the less that rocks :tup: .I cant wait to get my truck tuned and running right , all it needs is to get the short in the battery line fixed , a new headliner , new rubber trim for the doors, fix the hood latch and to be tuned :lol: .... its really not that bad, Im buying a new cowl induction hood soon anyways :tup:
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

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Re: Run in with Lambo Diablo.

This Chelo character is obviously an enlarged bunghole with Imapenisitus that has nothing better to do than insult a fellow SYTYer for doin what we do best. You are a gimp my friend, dont post in my thread anymore. We dont need ya. HAHA! J/K, I dont care what the hell you do monkey spank.

Anyway, I know what youre saying JAMNUT, but still, where is someone going to pass me on a city street @ 170? Im pretty sure I couldve taken him for a while. I think it would have been a great race personally and wouldve been well worth it for this guy as well. Now if it was a freeway race obviously it wouldnt be well worth it for anyone. Just my opinion.
 
chelo

chelo

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Well. I'm back. Don't forget that some of us have to work during the day where there is no internet. Don't post in your thread? Sound like your the joke. The guy probably was annoyed of being harrased the whole night. I wonder if you did flash your hazzards. :rotf:
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

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Re: Run in with Lambo Diablo.

chelo said:
Well. I'm back. Don't forget that some of us have to work during the day where there is no internet. Don't post in your thread? Sound like your the joke. The guy probably was annoyed of being harrased the whole night. I wonder if you did flash your hazzards. :rotf:
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Hey I own my own my own business so I have the freedom of doing whatever the hell I want all day. So I guess in a way it sucks to be you. Anyhow, how am I the joke? Who cares if he was annoyed and no I did not flash my hazards. I guess I dont understand where you get the ricer comparisson. I also dont understand what your problem is. WTF do you care what I do anyway?
 
gkrcr882

gkrcr882

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Re: Run in with Lambo Diablo.

Take it easy guys, TYTILIDIE just wanted to tell us about lining up next to one of the greatest supercars in production today, and it evolves into an argument. Pretty cool being able to be within spitting distance of a Lambo:tup:
 
chelo

chelo

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I also do own my business. So what. Okay so you lined up next to a diablo. Good kill if you consider it. :tup:
 
JayLo

JayLo

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chelo said:
I also do own my business. So what. Okay so you lined up next to a diablo. Good kill if you consider it.
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Be more smug in your posts. Mmmkay? There is a definite shortage of your ilk in online forums. (/sarcasm)




TYTILIDIE, good kill... or at least good would be kill (to low triple digit speeds anyway).



Edit: It took a few tries but I think the text should be uncolored now. Damn MS Word (used to spare everyone my horrific misspellings) editor changes the color every now and then when I paste text.
 
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gkrcr882

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^^^ Black text is impossible to read on a black background:doh: ^^^
 
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