Re: Singin' the Flex-a-Form Blues
Here we go again... OMNIBUS RETORT II:
1. As I said, THIS is my first go-around in this alien Forum... still no meaningful improvement over cavorting in that Mailing-List all those years... so gimme a little catch-up time! YELLOW text was all I could come up with since the unchangeable background I was given was flat-BLACK! Black on black = invisibility. Count your blessings! Now, all that YELLOW seems to stand out quite starkly against that uniform blue-green/teal background that comes up every time. Who can't read that?
2. I don't know from CALTRACS. I have a few ancient colleagues at JPL/CALTECH; does that count? But more seriously, and as I already explained in my first posting, I installed the Flex-A-Form monoleafs (or is that 'leaves? Is it chiefs or chieves?) in 1999 in conjunction with a set of ROADMASTERS, which are another form of aux-spring traction device. I kept 'em on the Truck-- along with the former-owner's lowering blocks-- until I removed the whole deal back around Xmas '08. Since then, Syclone 773 has been a "daily driver" on naked springs and Bilsteins alone. That's just a tad over 10 years of useful life-- hardly any of it parked for more than a full week at a time... never been to the track or street-raced over 85mph... mostly out-running cops! No wrecks... no significant potholes... hit no curbs... nothing heavier in the bed than a basketful of groceries or a couple of 255mm tires... in short, a thoroughly coddled, BABIED vehicle! I don't deserve this kind of failure!!
3. Ah, the Bully-Boy chimes in right away! But not with his characteristic "charm" or invidious wise-assery... a decided improvement. I guess it's time for all of us to grow up a bit, damn it. New Forum, new manners! I'll do my part and behave as best I can... turn over a pair of new leaves (or is it leafs?)
4. What? I should be satisfied with a 10-year useful life? NOT on an alleged high-tech, high-rel IMPROVEMENT! What responsible hot-rodder upgrades to an inferior part for street performance!?!? Turn in your torque-wrench, traitor! The stock leaf-springs on my '72 Gremlin-- admittedly, with MAS bi-directional traction-bars-- are in tip-top shape! I can assure one and all, IF I had been assured of a mere 10-year lifecycle during "normal use and service" when I initially inquired about these springs I could not have passed 'em by quickly enough! The temporary savings in unsprung weight ain't worth it! The new Flex-A-Form owner/operator is now quoting me 15 YEARS...! Yes, I finally did get through to that weasel last Friday afternoon. More on that encounter later... you'll all wanna hear about that one!
5. SO many questions! I hope I handled all open issues in this posting. If not, next time....
6. Meanwhile, HOW COME NOBODY OUT THERE HAS AN OLD PAIR OF LEAF-SPRINGS? Buying "new" springs for an S-15 from the usual vendors is still gonna run me a net $350 and I likely won't be getting enough "rate" to handle a nice sprint from a stoplight. And "Mark" at Flex-A-Form is offering me a replacement set o' fiberglassers for $375-- the devil I know vs. the devil I don't know and for a comparable price! My best and safest deal would be to get an old, discarded pair from ONE OF YOUSE in SyTy-land! Or did everybody who "upgraded" do what I did and trash the old stuff?!?
D.O.